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Incinerate the bad people with this promo poster for TRANSFORMERS 4! Also Michael Bay spills some details on his final robot exploderthon

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No, you did not read that incorrectly. Despite it only being slated for release in 2014, the promotional campaign for Michael Bay’s final Transformers film is already under way. At this rate, I’m expecting that by the time 2014 rolls around, they’ll just be beaming explosions into your eyeballs 24/7.

For now though we’ll have to be content with just some declarations of incineration. Get this and more details of how Bay is going to shake things up on his robotic swan song, after the jump.

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While speaking to Hero Complex recently about Universal Studios’ Transformers – The Ride, the master of Baysplosions also dropped some hints about the fourth film, confirming that this will be his final jaunt with the product placement shape-changing robots, but this will not be the end of the franchise as this film will setup a brand new trilogy, which a “new guy” (Battleship’s Peter Berg anyone?) will have to finish off.

Bay also indicated that there would be some changes in the form of some of the classic robots getting a redesign, as well as a few new robotic faces making an appearance.

Speaking of new faces, if you’re a fan of Shia Lebeouf’s coked up Sam Witwicky, then I have some bad news for you as it’s been confirmed that this movie will feature an all new human cast. Maybe you can console yourself with Shia’s penis?

Last Updated: June 20, 2012

9 Comments

  1. Kyle

    June 20, 2012 at 11:55

    Seriously, another one???

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  2. Darryn_Bonthuys

    June 20, 2012 at 13:03

    Some Autobots, just want to watch the world burn…

    Reply

  3. Gavin Mannion

    June 20, 2012 at 13:06

    No Shia makes this appealing.. get Bumblebee out or get him talking properly and I’ll actually start getting excited

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    • Justin Hess

      June 20, 2012 at 14:46

      No shia – So? It won’t make any difference. This next one is bound to be shit. 

      Because of Michael Bay’s involvement. 

      Because it’s almost blatantly about one thing (money).

      Because the third one was shit, still made money and now the producers and the studio know that they don’t even have to feign telling a story to guarantee an audience

      Because there’s only so many stories to tell with giant robots hitting each other. You might say that the cartoon ran for some time so there is evidence of a longterm value. But that’s flawed because that’s only half hour installments, not two hours plus with nothing involving beyond flashy sfx and lound sound design.

      The Transformers franchise stopped having any cinematic value after the 1st one.
      It’s a foregone conclusion that (unless someone really uses their brains and imagination) any new installments will become increasingly shit

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      • Kervyn Cloete

        June 20, 2012 at 17:15

        A turd, even if you tie it up in golden ribbons and remove all the crunchy bits, is still a turd.

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        • Wtf101

          June 21, 2012 at 14:58

          I’ve got an idea for you two ladies.

          Why don’t we get Oscar Winner Ang Lee to make the next Transformers movie.  Then we can see Optimus Prime beat the shit out of a poodle, right before he goes and shags Megatron whilst enjoying the view of the Rocky Mountains in the background.

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