Listen, you can spend money now on buying a trilogy of Christopher Nolan directed Batman films, or you can take a chance and see how lucky you are by entering our competition to win one such set of films.

Entries close at high noon on Wednesday, so get yours in now. And remember, the more people that enter, the more work that I have to do, which makes Kervyn very happy. And you want Kervyn to be happy, don’t you?