Dear Adrien Brody, dude what the f–k?! You are an Oscar winning actor, surely you can’t be that hard up for some bucks? Is there a raging secret cocaine habit that we’re not aware of? Because  mountains of narcotics is the only reason that I can think of why you would want to star in InAPPropriate Comedy, a movie that looks so horribly unfunny in this trailer that after watching it, I’m considering suing Hollywood for grievous bodily harm.

“InAPPropriate Comedy” is a no-holds barred sketch movie starring Academy Award-winner Adrien Brody as “Flirty Harry,” a tough, no nonsense cop with a soft middle and a flair for fashion; Rob Schneider in a dual role as both a sleazy, horny psychologist and a curmudgeonly porn critic alongside his enthusiastic counterpart Michelle Rodriguez; Lindsay Lohan living out her fantasy of taking an ultimate revenge on the salivating paparazzi who haunt her, and Ari Shaffir as “The Amazing Racist,” whose hilariously offensive hidden-camera encounters with members of different ethnic and minority groups push everyone’s buttons.

Now I can completely understand Lindsay Lohan and Rob Schneider being in this. Her drug habit is solely responsible for about 80% of Colombia’s GDP and, well he’s Rob Schneider, no further explanation necessary. And although Michelle Rodriguez is certainly not an untalented actress, her face is like the Anti-Smile so this movie kind of makes sense for her, sort of.

But Adrien Brody?! That simply does not compute. Although, to be fair after watching that trailer I’m having a hard time just stringing together coherent sentences, much less pondering on the mystifying career decisions of Hollywood actors.

Also, in case you were wondering, I’m not quite sure why they’re spelling InAPPropriate like this either, but once again, I’m going with drugs.