I honestly don’t care if you’re Muhammed I’m ‘ard Bruce Lee, because no one can watch The Human Centipede films and not walk away from them mentally scarred. Haven’t seen ’em? Well here’s a brief synopsis: A mad scientist creates a human centipede that consists of people being sewed butt to mouth to each other. The first film had a human centipede that consisted of three people. The second, upped the ass ante with then unlucky people forming that fecal creature.
And now, Eric Roberts is going to join the third film, which is warping in at ludicrous speed for its final sequence.
EW confirmed this week that Roberts will be joining the Tom Six directed film, alongside Dieter Laser, Laurence Harvey, Tommy “Tiny” Lister, Robert LaSardo and Bree Olson. I’ve always dug Roberts as an acotr, far more than his sister Julia at least, but man, the guy makes more baffling acting decisions than Christopher Walken some days.
One moment he’ll be starring blockbuster fare like the Dark Knight Rises and The Expendables, and a year later he’ll be seen in direct to DVD monster movies. As for Human Centipede 3, it’s unclear what his role will be, but it looks like this film is going all out by creating a creature that is 500 prison inmates long.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Last Updated: May 30, 2013
Justin Hess
May 30, 2013 at 10:48
The Human Centipede series keeps adding more and more to its story and becoming increasingly absurd as the series progresses.
It’s The Fast and Furious of stomach churning horror
HvR
May 30, 2013 at 10:57
Every movie in the series has absolutely no point with ever increasing ass to mouth action…. it is like playing CoD.
Admiral Chief Commander
May 30, 2013 at 11:10
dafuq?
O_O
LordCaptainAwesomeness
May 30, 2013 at 13:24
As if the South Park Episode wasn’t bad enough
Admiral Chief Commander
May 30, 2013 at 13:26
thats a trap, will not click ever!
LordCaptainAwesomeness
May 30, 2013 at 13:30
Me? Trap the Admiral? Never
Unavengedavo
May 30, 2013 at 11:33
So what if they join the 1st and last guy as well? But they would need to feed the first guy before that so that it would run continuously :/
HvR
May 30, 2013 at 11:37
they are probably saving that one for the final movie
Unavengedavo
May 30, 2013 at 11:38
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE: INFINITY
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
May 30, 2013 at 12:39
You bastards. You just broke me. No one has ever done that before. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!
Unavengedavo
May 30, 2013 at 12:45
Why yes, yes we are! Hope you have sweet dreams tonight Darryn 🙂
Andre116
May 30, 2013 at 13:23
Brilliant.