Despite having the physique (and early morning appearance) of a cave troll, I’m not a violent guy. However, if there are two people in Hollywood whose heads I’d like to introduce to the business end of a stout stick, it would be Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The duo have been responsible for some of the unfunniest, brain dead spoof-movies to come out of Tinsel Town, AND SOMEBODY KEEPS GIVING THEM MONEY TO MAKE MORE!
And now their latest celluloid lobotomy, The Starving Games, is here and, well, see for yourself…
Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Vampires Suck and now this. That’s six movies that Friedberg and Seltzer have somehow convinced studios to give them money for – despite every single one of them ending up on Rotten Tomatoes’ Worst of the Worst list – yet a Veronica Mars movie had to go rely on fan funding from Kickstarter to get made?!
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
The Starving Games doesn’t have a release date yet, and if it was up to me, it would stay that way. For the sake of the children.
Last Updated: June 10, 2013
Rinceyouropinion
June 10, 2013 at 09:07
My gods man! Do they actually ever make any money? Who watches this crap?!
Ash Pryce
June 10, 2013 at 13:10
Yes, they generally make 4 times their budget :/ This makes me sad.
HvR
June 10, 2013 at 09:14
Companies like Multichoice buy them and then show it 100 000 000 over on all their movies channel marketing it as blockbuster box office movies.
Rinceyouropinion
June 10, 2013 at 13:14
Agreed. This is what we pay for. They should be arrested and locked away for the betterment of humanity.
Gustav Minnie
June 10, 2013 at 09:55
Meh… not a good way to start the day Kervyn. Now post that new Nokia trailer of Man Of Steel. Mind still blown…
Kromas
June 10, 2013 at 10:01
Vampires suck was 1million times better than twilight.
Justin Hess
June 10, 2013 at 13:25
Looks like the video’s been taken down. Which I actually consider a favour
Kervyn Cloete
June 10, 2013 at 16:08
I’m not even sure I want to find an alternate source for this clip.
Kervyn Cloete
June 10, 2013 at 16:10
Aw damn it, people need to be warned about this impending calamity, so I found an alternate video. Though I now feel like I’m desperate need of a shower.
Justin Hess
June 10, 2013 at 17:12
I watched it. I hope they go to the special hell