At the beginning of the year, there’s only one awards show that really matters. We’re not talking about the usual Hollywood circle-jerks known as the Oscars. Oh hell no, we want to celebrate the very worst of 2013. And once again, the Razzies will be leading the way in that particular awards category.
In what should be a move that surprises nobody, Grown Ups 2 is leading the way in Razzie nominations, netting 8 in total. Here’s the full list of nominees for the worst of 2013:
WORST PICTURE
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43
WORST ACTOR
Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher: Jobs
Adam Sandler: Grown Ups 2
Jaden Smith: After Earth
Sylvester Stallone: Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, Grudge Match
WORST ACTRESS
Halle Berry: Movie 43, The Call
Selena Gomez: Getaway
Lindsay Lohan: The Canyons
Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas
Naomi Watts: Diana, Movie 43
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lady Gaga: Machete Kills
Salma Hayek: Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl: The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian: Tyler Perry’s Temptation
Lindsay Lohan: In-App-Propriate Comedy, Scary Movie 5
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Brown: Battle Of The Year
Larry the Cable Guy: A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner: Grown Ups 2
Will Smith: After Earth
Nick Swardson: A Haunted House, Grown Ups 2
WORST DIRECTOR
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
Dennis Dugan: Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas, Temptation
M. Night Shyamalan: After Earth
Gore Verbinski: The Lone Ranger
WORST SCREEN COMBO
The Entire Cast of Groan-Ups, Too
The Entire Cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen: Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig & Dress: A Madea Christmas
Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism: After Earth
WORST SCREENPLAY
After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith
Grown Ups 2: Written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy
The Lone Ranger: Screen Story & Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso
A Madea Christmas: Written by Tyler Perry
Movie 43: Written by 19 “Screenwriters”
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Grown Ups 2
Hangover III
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
Smurfs 2
Honestly, for as much flak as what Grown Ups 2 has gotten, it’s nowhere near as bad as Movie 43. That’s going to make for some stiff competition, and another fun evening. Traditionally held a day before the Oscars. That means March 1 for the Razzies, which sometimes sees the actors nominated arrive to fetch their award much like Halle Berry did a couple of years ago for Catwoman. And you know what? That’s a good move. It’s one thing to be ina bad movie, but to have pride in doing it, creates an endearing feeling from audiences who will actually then support such a film for being so terrible.
Which is why I’m personally hoping that the Grown-Ups 2 cast arrives to accept that award so that we can get Grown-Ups 3: The Re-GrownUppining.
Last Updated: January 16, 2014
Gavin Mannion
January 16, 2014 at 12:26
The only one of those I’ve seen is After Earth which was absolutely awful… someone give that kid some laxatives.
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 16, 2014 at 12:28
Hahaha! The previews of that was enough to put me off watching it. Kristen Steward has more facial expressions than “constipation boy”! I have not seen ANY of the movies mentioned on those lists. Guess I made good choices in 2013 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 16, 2014 at 13:23
There’s a good reason not to watch Grown Ups 2, it’s called Grown Ups 1.