Sylvester Stallone! Terry Crews! Kelsey Grammer! Thomas Jane! Kevin Connolly! Kyra Sedgwick! Ryan Kwanten! Tom Berenger! Tom Sizemore! Cary Elwes! Nelly! Nope, that’s not the teaser trailer for The Expendables 4 that you’ve just read out. That’s the cast list for Reach Me, which may just be the most confusing film of the year. See for yourself below.
A comedy/drama centered on a group of people who all have a connection to a self-help book authored by a reclusive former football coach.
…I have no freakin’ idea what kind of film Reach Me is supposed to be. It’s got a ton of threads spread throughout it, so it’ll be interesting to see if the film can take them and make a touchdown. That, and we need to get Thomas Jane a cowboy flick ASAP. Director John Herzfield has been toiling away on this project for a while now, with a release scheduled for October and dammit people that Sly Stallone line from the trailer needs to be on a T-Shirt already.
FINGER-PAINTIN’!
Last Updated: July 8, 2014
Admiral Chief Fairburne
July 8, 2014 at 11:46
Terry Crews FTW!
Spaffy
July 8, 2014 at 11:53
So, is Stallone the go to guy for all the actors that are past their prime?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 8, 2014 at 11:55
Thomas Jane needs to be in another Punisher movie.
Greylingad
July 8, 2014 at 12:00
Yes!! Bring The Punishment!!
Admiral Chief Fairburne
July 8, 2014 at 12:23
Amen
Kervyn Cloete
July 8, 2014 at 13:02
Thomas Jane just needs to be in more movies period. The guy is far too talented to be spending most of his time waffling in the minor leagues.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 8, 2014 at 13:13
Ever see Stander? Was so good in that, he even nailed the accent.
Kervyn Cloete
July 8, 2014 at 14:18
Yeah, seen all his work, really. Caught my eye initially in Thursday, which really is an oft overlooked gem.